What I Learned from Spring Anime 2014

Akuma no Riddle

I've seen shit
I’ve seen some shit

Akuma no Riddle taught me that an anime about assassination doesn’t need to include assassination at all.

Black Bullet

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Death by little girls

Black Bullet taught me that any anime with a MC voiced by Yuuki Kaji will always make want to punch the MC in the face.

Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou

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Left or Left? Why did you choose Left?

Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou taught me that weird people have feelings too.

Date A Live

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BLEWWEH

Date A Live II taught me that absolutely any anime can devolve into mindless fanservice.

Escha and Logy

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Escha and Logy taught me the true meaning of team work and friendship. More importantly it also taught me that we’ll never have an Arland anime adaptation…

Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?

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I want to slap her in the face with my bank notes

GochiUSA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA taught me that I’ll always be a sucker for watching anime about cute girls doing cute things.

Hitsugi no Chaika

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I want rub my eyebrows on top of Chaika’s eyebrows

Coffin Princess. Chaika. Taught me being, grammatically challenged, moe. Moe as fuck!

Kanojo ga Flag wi Oraretara

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Best girl

Kanojo Flag taught me that I can marathon thirteen episodes of pure shit and still be alive by the end of it.

Love Live! 2nd Season

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HANAYO YOU SHIT THAT’S A RICE BALL

Love Live taught me that graduation is literally Hitler, being a little over your BMI is literally sin and Nico is literally a shit.

Mangaka-san

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Mangaka-san taught me that a boring set of characters along with a boring story can become super interesting if you slap on generic and overused character archetypes.

Mekakucity Actors

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Best Mekaku 4ever

Mekakucity Actors taught me that Shaft has way too much money in its bank account.

No Game No Life

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I want to beat her in chess, if you know what I mean

No Game No Life taught me that tourney faggots will always be little shits.

Ping Pong The Animation

I FUCKING LOVE PING PONG
I FUCKING LOVE PING PONG

Ping Pong taught me that anime can indeed promote hard work, determination and guts rather than short-cutting by slapping on accidental supernatural powers.

Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I come home these little faggots just sit there and give me these stupid looks on their faces.

Nanana taught me that betraying your friends and putting their lives in danger in-order to attain your life-long dream is a-diddly-okay.

Selector Infected WIXOSS

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Selector Infected WIXOSS taught me that ‘LRIG’ is ‘GIRL’ spelt backwards.

Sidonia no Kishi

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Sorry, wrong room.

Sidonia no Kishi taught me that post-apocalyptic anime can actually be absolutely amazing.

Soul Eater NOT!

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Sorry, wrong room again

Soul Eater NOT! taught me that a anime about cute girls doing cute things can be a masterpiece if you inject melancholic sub-drama.

2 thoughts on “What I Learned from Spring Anime 2014

  1. mushyrulez July 26, 2014 / 03:37

    wow, anime is so educational

    • Nyarth July 27, 2014 / 01:18

      It sure is, also great to see you’re still around

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